#ryan ackerman fanfiction

[onsunnyside]

Oh, son son, that was so sweet.

BUT I’M A WHORE

spicy option bark bark

sweet Ryan drabble. oki just bc you barked so sweetly: (Ari's little stepbrother!Ryan x reader)

"How was it?"

You jump, stumbling into the wall in your thin flip-flops. "Pardon?"

Ryan's blue eyes trail down your figure, noting the wrinkles in your pretty sundress and your quivering legs. "You let him fuck you in his car, huh?"

You gulp, shivering when his fingers tug the strap of your dress. His heat radiated off his toned, tanned body. "Y-Yeah, he's my boyfriend."

With a chuckle, Ryan drops to his knees and disregards his baseball cap to the sand. He kisses your stomach and flips up your dress with ease, tutting his tongue. "Oh, no panties, baby?"

"He didn't give them back." A gasp slips from your swollen lips when he hooks your knee over his shoulder.

Ryan presses a series of soft, delicate kisses along your thighs, drawing closer to your sore cunt. Your folds are still wet and messy—because Ari loved leaving his mark on you, claiming your most sensitive spot, the very spot inches away from his little stepbrother.

His tongue slowly drags up your slit before he latches onto your puffy clit. He hums around the bundle, rubbing the erect nerves with his tongue as a finger prods at your creamy hole.

He pulls away with a growl, licking the smeared juices from your inner thighs. "I'm sure he wouldn't mind me cleaning you up, right, bunny?"

"I-I don't know—" You whimper, your walls clenching around his long digit, "He's gonna notice I'm gone."

"Eh, he'll find something to keep himself entertained. Ain't it funny how we both have the same taste? We both like seeing you all messy and ruined, jumping at the slightest touch." He proves his point by blowing on your clit, making you twitch and fist his hair. "It's either you let me have you now, or you and me take a walk under the pier... which is far busier than here." He gestures to the small corner of the parking lot, secluded by trees and shrubbery. "Regardless, I'm gonna get my fill."

[georgiapeach30513]

You know what would be a great idea, you’re writing is fantastic, you have so many good imagination and thought you should do fast and the furious AU with Chris and/or Sebastian’s characters

I actually do have a Fast and Furious AU 😉 one of the cars used on a moodboard is even similar to Brian’s in Fast1.

Fun fact: some of my EARLY fanfiction included Brian and Ryan Ackerman in a mafia AU. That is written on paper though 😂

[twittytelly]

What I Read in 2021 - December

Masterlist

PLEASE REMEMBER TO READ THE INDIVIDUAL WARNINGS FOR EACH FIC!

What I reblogged:

Daydreaming by @visbiscuit

There You Go Again by @worksby-d

Let Your Heart be Light by @astrorogers

Chris watching you hump a pillow ask by @sweater-daddiesdumbdork

Owned Sinfully Sweet Kinktober Masterlist by @sweater-daddiesdumbdork

Choosing Not To Lose Him by @kinanabinks

Hack the Halls by @mjolnir-steve​

Jingle All The Way by @sweater-daddiesdumbdork​

Model!Ransom and his little mouse party ask by @stargazingfangirl18

I Think I Wanna Marry You by @likeahorribledream

Andy and types of kisses by @stargazingfangirl18

Photographer!Ransom ask by @stargazingfangirl18​

Best Present Ever by @stargazingfangirl18

Something Borrowed by @bonkywobble

Total Devastation by @bluemusickid​

cam boy!Curtis ask by @stargazingfangirl18​

Ongoing Series:

25 Days of CHRIS-mas Masterlist by  @wiypt-writes​ 

[lissacrevan]

Corps Unsolved: The Legend of the Headless Horseman

A/N: Hello, my beautiful weebs! Okay, wrong opening. Also, I’m not CDawgVA, so this feels wrong. Anyway, this is one of my first stories, so please leave some feedback! Also, please be kind about it! Don’t be like, “Hey, Lissa, you fucking did this part wrong you piece of shit.” Because then I’ll find you and sit at the foot of your bed while I eat your food and watch you sleep. 

Just kidding! I’m strange, but not that strange. Please let me know if I’ve missed any warnings and if Hanji and Levi are too...out of character. 

Also, thanks to @pizza564738 for giving me this idea after one of my incorrect quotes. Really. Thanks dude. 

WARNINGS: Language (It’s Levi. Self-explanatory.) and possible OOCness.

*insert awesome intro music here*

“This week on Corps Unsolved, we investigate this location as part of our ongoing investigation into the question: are ghosts real?” Hanji asks, staring into the camera.

The camera pans over Levi’s typical stoic face. He shakes his head no.

“I will continue to say this until the day I die. There’s no such thing as ghosts.”

Hanji grins, their eyes glimmering with the thrill of the challenge. “Well, it’ll be all the sweeter when I make you a believer, Ackerman.” They sling their arm over his shoulder. He makes an irritated face and brushes it off. “Today we’ll be diving into our investigation on the Headless Horseman.”

The iconic duo is in Ikebukuro for the first episode of their next Supernatural season.

The screen turns black as the first piece of evidence Hanji found during their research appears.

“The Headless Horseman is a mythical figure that has appeared in folklore all throughout history. It has been seen as far back as the Middle Ages. As the name suggests, the Headless Horseman is seen as a rider without a head.”

Some text appears on the screen.

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‘Now hold on just a second.’

‘Yeah.’

‘You’re telling me--you’re telling me that this guy just rode around without a head?’

‘Basically.’

‘That’s not how this works, Shitty Glasses.’

‘He’s mythical, Levi.’

‘But he doesn’t have a head?’

‘He carries it.’

‘So his neck is just a stump?’

‘Yeah.’

‘Like Erwin’s arm?’

‘Yeah. Like his arm. Erwin, if you’re watching this, we’re sorry about that.’

‘Yeah. Sorry.’

~~~~~~~~

The screen shows more information.

“The Headless Horseman has been depicted many times in the media in works such as The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, and Tim Burton’s Sleepy Hollow.  There have been many renditions throughout various places on the planet. In American Folklore, the Headless Horseman’s story starts during the American Revolutionary War in Sleepy Hollow, New York. Legend has it that the Horseman was a Hessian trooper who was killed due to decapitation by American cannonball during the Battle of White Plains in 1776.”

Levi snorts. Mikasa turns the camera to him.

“You’re telling me that he died due to an American cannonball decapitating him?”

Hanji nods then quickly proceeds to frown. “That’s really insensitive of you, Levi. People suffer bad injuries during wars, y’know?”

“Ah yes, side effects of joining the war include, but are not limited to: nausea, fatigue, shortness of breath, missing heads, and in extreme cases death.”

“Levi, you’re offending so many people out there,” Mikasa mutters, working the camera.

“Karma’s going to get you,” Hanji says in a singsong voice. They arrive in front of a field. “Well, we’re in Ikebukuro in Japan with our Corps Worth It Boys, Erwin and Mike. We’re also following a lead on the Headless Rider.”

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‘You’re telling me that we came all the way to Japan to follow up a lead on something that’s probably not real?’

‘…’

‘Our fucking cats are at home with fucking Eren Jagär watching them. He can’t take care of shit.’

‘I will not deny the truth in that statement.’

‘Even fucking Mikasa agrees with me.’

(wheeze) ‘You two finally agree on something, and of all things, it’s Eren being unable to take care of anything. You heard it here first, folks! The Ackerman cousins agree on something!’

~~~~~~~~

They’re now standing in front of a park, and Hanji holds the iconic spirit box in their hands.

“I’m going to turn this on, and whoever’s here can communicate with us.” Hanji places the box on a rock.

“I hate that thing. It just makes radio noises.”

Hanji rolls their eyes and turns it on. “If anyone who’s seen or been killed the Headless Horseman is here right now, make your presence known.”

“Because they’re totally going to want to talk about the very being that killed them.”

The box continues to make crackling noises and little bits and pieces of words are being made out by Hanji.

“Po...potato? You want a potato?” They ask, looking at the box weirdly. “Hmphh.”

“It just sounds like static.”

“Or is it a p...panda?”

“So much for your ghosts.”

More information prior to their visit to Ikebukuro appears on the screen.

“In Irish folklore, the Headless Horseman is referred to as a Dullahan. A Dullahan is a headless, demonic fairy that also carries its head and wields a whip made out of a human corpse’s spine. It is said that when a Dullahan stops riding, death will occur.”

Hanji and Levi appear on the screen. It’s almost pitch-black outside, but with the power of editing and Mikasa’s camerawoman skills, it doesn’t seem too dark. Well, the power of editing, Mikasa’s camerawoman skills, and the fact that they’re carrying flashlights.

“Ikebukuro is said to have a person named the Headless Rider that roams the streets. Hence, the reason we’re here,” Hanji says. They shine their flashlight in Levi’s face. He covers his face and pushes it away. “They say they wear a helmet, and there’ve been rumors of them without a head.”

“I said this earlier, and I’m going to say it again. You brought us all the way to Japan to follow up on a lead on something that’s probably not real?”

“So you admit it could be real?”

Levi crosses his arms over his chest. “Well, if I see it, I’ll believe it.”

They arrive in front of an old, abandoned house. “There have been sightings of the Headless Horseman here for years. They say he’ll show up around midnight and kill anyone who’s inside the house.”

“That sounds like something parents tell their brats to keep them out of abandoned houses.”

“That’s definitely a possibility,” Mikasa says from behind the camera.

“Now, let’s get into some theories on the sightings. Our first theory is Levi’s personal favorite. It’s some guy dressed up in a long coat with the collar so popped up, you can’t see his head. And he carries around a head that you’d see at a Halloween store.”

~~~~~~~~

‘Of course, that’s my favorite theory. Some guy fucking around with people and scaring them so much they end up shitting their pants.’

‘Well...I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but it would make the most sense.’

‘So you’re agreeing with me that the Dullahan or Headless Horseman or whatever they are isn’t real.’

*gasp* ‘I never said that.’

‘You just said that it’d make the most sense.’

‘Doesn’t mean I agree with you.’

‘...Fuck you...’

~~~~~~~~

“Our second, and last theory is the Headless Rider, or Black Rider, of Ikebukuro being a Headless Horseman. As previously stated, people have been rumored to have seen them without their helmet on, revealing no head.”

~~~~~~~~

‘Wait, who’s the Headless Rider? I mean...you mentioned them before, but didn’t say too much.’

‘I have no idea. Could be a he or she...’

‘I thought you did research.’

‘I did! I was going to ask some locals, but we had to head out that morning, and I’m pretty sure they wouldn’t want some lady coming up to their door at, what, midnight, asking them about one of the inhabitants of their town?’

‘...I’m only saying this once, but you do have a point...’

(wheeze)

~~~~~~~~

“It’s almost midnight!” Hanji exclaims, jumping around. “We’re going to have evidence that proves the Dullahan is real!”

“Or just a typical loss for your...what are you guys called?”

“I don’t know…”

“Wait, what are we called?”

“We haven’t come up with names for ourselves?!” Hanji starts freaking out. “It’s been three seasons, and we still don’t have names?”

Mikasa, from behind the camera, maneuvers herself so she can hold the camera while checking for the time.

“It’s less than thirty seconds to midnight.”

“Okay, once it’s midnight, I’m going to turn on the box,” Hanji whispers. They are visibly shaking at this point. Shaking due to their excitement, of course. Not fear. The thirty seconds pass, and Hanji turns on the spirit box.

“If anyone is here, you can use this box to make contact with us. I’m Hanji, and my vertically-challenged friend here is Levi.”

“Vertically-challenged?” Levi asks, flicking Hanji’s forehead.

“Oww.”

The box continues to flip through radio stations as the wind from outside begins to pick up in speed.

“It’s getting real fucking windy out there.”

“Maybe the Black Rider?”

“Or maybe if you’d check the forecast, you’d see that it’s supposed to be really windy tonight.”

Hanji begins to hear the loud thrum of a motorcycle going down the road and freaks out. Levi looks bored, and Hanji thinks he must not have heard the noise. The thrum slowly gets louder until it stops in front of the house. 

“Ohmygoddidyouhearthat?”

Levi and Mikasa look at them. “It’s the wind, Shitty Glasses.”

“No, I swear I heard a motorcycle,” They whisper. “And it stopped in front of the house.”

“It’s the wind, Hanji.”

“No, I heard a motorcycle. I swear.”

Levi rolls his eyes. “Do you want me to go check outside?” He asks, crossing his arms.

“No. What if you die? In the legend, if someone looks outside while the Dullahan is outside, they’ll die.”

“Is that what it said?”

“I think.”

Levi moves to open the door. He is met with the sight of trees in the distance, the mailbox in front of the house, and rolling fields for miles. And the wind blowing everything. You can’t forget that.

“Hey, fucking Dullahan!” He shouts.

Hanji gasps. “Levi!”

“Fucking Dullahan!” He stands outside with his arms spread open. “Come and motherfucking kill me! Take my head off my shoulders! Gut me!”

“Do you have a death wish?” Hanji hisses. “Stop taunting it!”

Levi stands outside for a few more seconds, sighing as nothing but wind attacks him. He makes his way back inside and shuts the door, turning to find Hanji hiding behind Mikasa. 

“Get out from behind the brat.”

Their head slowly peaks up. The tops of their glasses glint with the moonlight. 

“You’re not dead?”

“Let’s get out of here, Hanji.” 

The trio begins to exit the house, Mikasa going first to get the video.

“Well, it was nice while it lasted,” Hanji says, shutting the door.

“Goodbye fucking filthy house. I never want to see you again unless I get to clean you. Or you’re clean.”

~~~~~~~~

“The story of the Headless Horseman has made its way through many eras and cultures, frightening many with its tale. To this day, many have claimed to see them and many still tell its story. But is the Headless Horseman real or just a story? We are still left with many questions after our visit to Ikebukuro, and for now, the legend of the Headless Horseman will remain Unsolved.” 

*insert awesome outro music here*

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Little did Levi, Mikasa, or Hanji know, there were motorcycle tracks heading back into the city and a relieved Celty Sturluson on her familiar. Boy, was she going to have a story to tell Shinra.

Let me know if I should do more of these Buzzfeed Unsolved AUs for Hanji and Levi! Or if I should do a Worth It: Food/Lifestyle type thing for Erwin and Mike! 

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UPDATE: I went back and changed Hanji’s pronouns to they/them, since I didn’t have them as such the first time I wrote this. I hadn’t realized at that point in time that their gender was never specified (the portrayal of Hanji in the anime vs. them in the manga; I was anime-only when I wrote this), and I wanted to come back and fix this.

[onsunnyside]

Ryan is 100% frat material, but he's also giving Cali boy that loves to surf and smells like the ocean. He'd take you on walks down the beach and explain the current to you while the sun sets. He's giving baby Ari or Ari's little brother who's closer to your age that you meet when Ari takes you home over summer break. Me loves him.

just finished cellular and i loved it, Ryan is such a good guy 🤧 he's also smarter than me bc i wouldn't have thought to do any of the stuff he did !! extra kudos for the first shirtless scene and him being all cute in the Porsche !!

AHH YOU ARE SO RIGHT: he's so sweet, he was sweet the moment you met him !! hugging you tightly and introducing himself, he seems genuinely interested in your life and your major, bashfully admitting he dropped out the previous year and has been working at the surf shop on the beach.

now... there are two ways we can go with this. either boyfriend's brother or best friend's brother, and for the sake of keeping things soft and cute, we'll go with the first one:

"You're interested in my little brother."

"Your stepbrother. Which isn't weird... right?"

"When you clarify it like that, it sounds weird." Ari laughs, "you into some stuff I don't know about?"

You scoff, brushing off your best friend. "He's so cute and funny..." You kick the sand and nervously peek at the water, "and he offered to teach me how to surf, but I'll never be as good as him." You watch him sit on his board with his other friends, his tanned-toned body shiny from the water. He's laughing at something and you could practically hear him from here. "It makes me feel all fuzzy inside, like a bunch of butterflies wanna fly outta my mouth."

Beside you, Ari sips his beer, tapping the glass bottle on the armrest of the lounge chair. "Why don't you tell him that?"

"What! I-I could never!" You whip around, affronted, "he's your—ugh, do you know how awkward it would be if he didn't feel the same way?"

Ari snorts, leaning back with his sunglasses over his eyes. "Please, he's asked about you since I brought you home that first time. I think he feels the same."

i just want a cute crushes-to-lovers with Ari being a wingman on both sides and meeting Ryan's other surfer friends (Johnny and Bucky). just two dummies in love who really deserve each other 🥰🥰

if anyone wants a little drabble about the other spicy option 🫣 let me know.

[onsunnysidelibrary]

Finally watched cellular 🤓🫶

Ryan is 100% frat material, but he's also giving Cali boy that loves to surf and smells like the ocean. He'd take you on walks down the beach and explain the current to you while the sun sets. He's giving baby Ari or Ari's little brother who's closer to your age that you meet when Ari takes you home over summer break. Me loves him.

just finished cellular and i loved it, Ryan is such a good guy 🤧 he's also smarter than me bc i wouldn't have thought to do any of the stuff he did !! extra kudos for the first shirtless scene and him being all cute in the Porsche !!

AHH YOU ARE SO RIGHT: he's so sweet, he was sweet the moment you met him !! hugging you tightly and introducing himself, he seems genuinely interested in your life and your major, bashfully admitting he dropped out the previous year and has been working at the surf shop on the beach.

now... there are two ways we can go with this. either boyfriend's brother or best friend's brother, and for the sake of keeping things soft and cute, we'll go with the first one:

"You're interested in my little brother."

"Your stepbrother. Which isn't weird... right?"

"When you clarify it like that, it sounds weird." Ari laughs, "you into some stuff I don't know about?"

You scoff, brushing off your best friend. "He's so cute and funny..." You kick the sand and nervously peek at the water, "and he offered to teach me how to surf, but I'll never be as good as him." You watch him sit on his board with his other friends, his tanned-toned body shiny from the water. He's laughing at something and you could practically hear him from here. "It makes me feel all fuzzy inside, like a bunch of butterflies wanna fly outta my mouth."

Beside you, Ari sips his beer, tapping the glass bottle on the armrest of the lounge chair. "Why don't you tell him that?"

"What! I-I could never!" You whip around, affronted, "he's your—ugh, do you know how awkward it would be if he didn't feel the same way?"

Ari snorts, leaning back with his sunglasses over his eyes. "Please, he's asked about you since I brought you home that first time. I think he feels the same."

i just want a cute crushes-to-lovers with Ari being a wingman on both sides and meeting Ryan's other surfer friends (Johnny and Bucky). just two dummies in love who really deserve each other 🥰🥰

if anyone wants a little drabble about the other spicy option 🫣 let me know.